Monday, May 15, 2006

Is It All Just a Dream? (Neon Flame Ignite!)


After a solid run that will stand as one of the most memorable in the storied history of the New York Knickerbockers franchise, it looks like it's over for Larry Brown. What was it he said back in his last days with the Pistons? That it would be a "dream job" to coach the Knicks? The dream was all ours, Larry, what a dreamy season it was -- worth the $40 million buyout. (Don't spend it all in one place!) With dreams like this, who needs cable television? Thanks for teaching the kids the game, Lar, and installing a solid system with sound fundamentals and defensive principles. The team you leave behind bears the mark of a master, a true sensei. Don't sweat the record, bro....


Thank god New Yorkers have Isiah "Man with the Plan" Thomas! If anyone can turn this struggling franchise around, its Zeke. The time has come to remake the Knicks in your image, Isiah, and finish the urgent job of making the Knicks the most intimidatingly deplorable franchise on the face of the earth. You are a godsend, my man! The day that hordes of Knicks fans seize the Garden and burn it violently to the ground is nigh.

When it comes, I want Jim Dolan's spleen on a plate.

1 comment:

cccccc said...

"Brown's recent surgery could be a factor. The Post reported yesterday the surgery corrected Brown's devastating bladder problem, and he no longer has to use a catheter."


EEEE---YIKES. Brown was on a catheter and coaching Nate Robinson!?!!?!? HE deserves that 40 mil.