Game 2

Has anyone seen my balls? Seriously, they are missing

If you are like me, you watched Game 2 last night in the comfort of your favorite chair with a cold one and some curry chicken salad with peanuts. And what you saw was one basketball team literally demolish another. I am not sure if demolish is the right word. Dismantle? Destruct? Detangle? Detonate? Defribulate.... that's what Shaq look like he needed... 5 pts. 6 rbdns. Shack Attack. How about Dwayne "I can't believe I'm not that good after all" Wade's 6-19 shooting? With Shaq playing on death's door and Wade getting double teamed on defense.... the Miami Heat are about as good as the Milwaukee Bucks. However take away Dirk and Jason Terry and you still have Devon "not Marquis Daniels" Harris getting loco on your ass and Josh "so handsome" Howard bringing that all 'round game. The difference in depth shows how Avery Johnson is just a way better coach than Riley. Avery Johnson might as well host a television show called "Pat Riley can't coach a toilet to flush." Nah, I am joking... Avery has got love for all of god's creatures.


Dirk, I love you, but you got stop looking so confused, you are good, you can do it. J-Terr, I love your socks.

I love Avery Johnson right back, I want to go to his house and eat up all his food. Oh man, Jerry Stackhouse's 19 pts off the bench??? Somewhere Michael Finley has Stackhouse's portrait on a dartboard (right next to the Tim Duncan one). Stack has been all over the place in these first two games. If they had 6th man award for the finals, he gets it.

As far as this series goes it looks like a finely tuned team playing a bunch of losers waiting for there teams stars to turn it on and Antoine Walker. Can someone tell Gary Payton to stop playing basketball already? What's that? They are already did... Oh, okay, that makes sense. 27 minutes on the court and the Glove ices 2 pts. Nice. The second half last night was ridiculous. When your team is set back by an injury to Udonis Haslem, you probably don't have what it takes to win a championship. And PS. Udonis did that to himself with that crazy out of control shot block attempt. What about James 'wrong place at the wrong time' Posey... he fouled out for god's sakes and he is the defensive stopper? He was outplayed in every situation he was in. I can't believe Riley has to talk to Posey and Payton and send them back out there again... Like a sheep to slaughter. And seriously, why isn't Doleac on the court? Is he hurt? I want to see Doleac and Van Horn duke it out for biggest dork of an ex-Knick.

If the Mavs take one game at Miami (which you know they will) then they have two chances to win in game 6 + 7 back in Dalls. This means Miami is done. Miami never got started. I demand Riley give the coaching job back to Stan Van Gundy. Stan Van would have more going on than Riley... Stan would play Doleac. Oh, if only it were Stan Van vs. Avery 'loving you' Johnson, that would be a series.


The only people that like me are out of touch old white men.